Min Xiang
4 Oct 1990
Monday, July 14, 2008
i came over a list of lamest cheesy pick up lines and decided to share :P read them open-mindedly. (* r the good ones imo)
*-i tried to paint u but the colours were not beautiful enough
-i dont mean to be blunt but you r beautiful
-am i a dead angel? cause this must be heaven!
-did it hurt? did what hurt? wen u fell from heaven
-do u hav a map? cuz i keep gettin lost in ur eyes
-hi im a theif, im here to steal ur heart
-I'm new in town. could you give me directions to your apartment?
-i wish i cud rearange the alfabet so i cud put U and I together
*-if you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you
*-is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
-stand still so I can pick you up!
-was you father an alien? cuz thers nothing else like you on Earth!
-would you touch me so i can tell my friends iv been touched by an angel?
-baby, if you were words on a page, youd be what they call FINE PRINT!
-is your dad a terrorists? cuz you are the bomb
-are you religious? cuz you are the answers to all my prayers
-ur like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
*-if you were a laser, u would be set on "stunning"
-excuse me, do you have any raisins? no? how about a date?
*-can i take ya picture? cuz I want santa to know exactly what I want for xmas.
-u are the wind beneath my wings
-my lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?
-i didnt know that angels could fly so low
*-ur name must be Mickey cuz ur so fine.
-i wish u were my homewrk so i could do you right now!
-i was going to give you a diamond but u see one every time u look in the mirror
-u remind me of a pop tart. u are cool because your hot!
*-I don't usually just come up to a girl and start talking but...........
*-Can i have your number, i lost mine.
-I didn't know angels lived on earth, you're so delicate, I feel like crying
-R u tired? cuz uve been running thru my mind all day!
-good thing ive got my library card, cuz im checkin u out
*-Do u believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?
-Im hot, ur hot, while dont we get together and start a fire!
-I've been looking for you all my life.
*-no wonder why the sky is grey today....coz all the blue is in your eyes...
-my love for you is like diarrhea. i can't hold it in. (eww.)
-so...ur a girl?
-im gonna have to give you a ticket...you have fine written all over you
hoped it brought some laughs no matter who u r XD